Tag: jokes
group name: rookies
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April 29, 2008 12:22 AM EDT --
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation . . . more
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May 30, 2008 04:53 PM EDT --
PLEASE JUST ENTER 1 ITEM ON EACH COMMENT AND LETS SEE WHO CAN GET THIS TO THE VERY END OF THE POSTINGS.
HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
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July 19, 2008 10:12 PM EDT --
A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, . . . more
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July 20, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter . . . more
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July 20, 2008 08:34 PM EDT --
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' . . . more
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July 21, 2008 09:43 PM EDT --
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. . . . more
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July 22, 2008 09:58 AM EDT --
Your Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. . . . more
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October 20, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
My daughter sent me this. It is too good not to share.
This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing. There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there. . . . more
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May 31, 2008 12:36 PM EDT --
VERY FUNNY FOR US WHO REMEMBER
Hollywood Squares:
If you remember the Original . . . more
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May 31, 2008 09:21 PM EDT --
This just proves that we have
become too dependent on our
computers.
Are you male or female?
To find out the answer, look
down....
. . . more
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June 08, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
Female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
True female joke. I offer it to you . . . more
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June 20, 2008 01:49 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your . . . more
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June 20, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
HERE IS A FUN GAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN. PLEASE NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHANSE IN A DRUG STORE SUCH AS WALGREENS.
PLEASE LIST EACH ITEM INDIVIDUALLY IN EACH BOX.
YOU CAN . . . more
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June 20, 2008 02:27 AM EDT --
FUN GAME - HOW MANY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING CAN YOU NAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN?
PLEASE LIST EACH ITEM SEPARATELY IN EACH BOX.
LET SEE WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THE MEN . . . more
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June 23, 2008 02:19 AM EDT --
Growing up as a Kid I remember:
My friends Mom wanting to know
why as off the block.
Not getting caught dead in shorts.
Metal Lunch boxes with a thermos.
The Forest . . . more
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June 23, 2008 10:32 PM EDT --
Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his young daughter playing i the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing . . . more
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June 24, 2008 05:44 PM EDT --
A Round of Golf Made in Heaven | Jun 20
Jesus, Moses and a short, fat, bald guy are going to play a round of golf.
The threesome starts off the first hole and it is a very tight match. The short, . . . more
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June 30, 2008 10:12 PM EDT --
At one time in my life, I thought I had a
handle on the meaning of the word
. . . more
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July 04, 2008 03:15 AM EDT --
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat
which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over
to WAL-MART!
Why . . . more
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July 06, 2008 11:30 PM EDT --
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam . Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands . HEMA also has stores in Belgium , Luxemburg, and . . . more
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