Tag: joke
group name: rookies
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August 06, 2008 10:25 PM EDT --
What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
Brown chicken......brown cow .......sung to the tune of bow chicka bow wow wow
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October 20, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
My daughter sent me this. It is too good not to share.
This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing. There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there. . . . more
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . . more
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November 14, 2006 11:53 PM EST --
I just got this in an email. This one I had to share.
A lawyer and a blonde happen to be sitting next to each other on a long cross-country flight. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she . . . more
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December 31, 2006 02:50 PM EST --
Another one from my email.
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight . . . more
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November 25, 2006 10:21 AM EST --
I think these are cute. They were on my computer and I’m pretty sure I got them in an email.
shoplifting
A 57-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she . . . more
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December 08, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
This one came in an email. It is a little different from what I ususlly publish.
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There . . . more
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October 03, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
This one has been on my computer for a while.
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his . . . more
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October 04, 2006 02:10 AM EDT --
This one came from the internet.
A survey of personnel executives at large companies provided the following unbelievable but supposedly true examples of job applicant behavior.
"The reason . . . more
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October 11, 2006 01:06 PM EDT --
These came from the internet. Maybe you will like one or all three.
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has . . . more
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October 20, 2006 05:53 PM EDT --
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers
unconscious . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
I thougt that these were cute. They came to me in an email this morning.
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" . . . more
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December 15, 2006 06:34 PM EST --
This is an old one but a good one. When it was arrived in an email today I still enjoyed it.
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. . . . more
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October 17, 2006 07:55 PM EDT --
These two good ones come from another website and were posted for anyone. No author given.
President Calvin Coolidge once invited friends from his hometown to dine at the White House. Worried about their . . . more
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October 20, 2006 09:53 AM EDT --
I found this posted on another web site. Women you gotta read it.
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make. . . . more
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October 23, 2006 10:24 PM EDT --
I just recieved this in a email. It is good.
Worst Company URLs (yes, they're all real web sites):
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that . . . more
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October 25, 2006 10:12 AM EDT --
My daughter just sent this in an email. Hilarious.
Oil change instruction for women
1 pull of to jiffy lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since last oil change
2 drink a cup of coffee
3 15 . . . more
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November 01, 2006 11:10 PM EST --
I just recieved this in an email and love it even though I have seen it before.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the GUYS' side of the story. I must admit, it's . . . more
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November 29, 2006 08:20 PM EST --
These can in an email today. I thank my family and friends I share jokes with for some of my best jokes.
Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while . . . more
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