Tag: humor
group name: rookies
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August 07, 2007 11:59 PM EDT --
I got more then I bargained for
When I stopped in the local bar
What started out as barely a fight
Turned out to be one . . . more
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June 17, 2006 10:08 AM EDT --
Caption . . . more
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May 27, 2006 07:19 AM EDT --
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January 25, 2007 09:10 AM EST --
I received this email today from a friend, and it made me laugh, so I thought I might break down and share this one. I have positively no idea if this is true, since most are not it seems; but . . . more
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May 11, 2006 06:22 PM EDT --
OK, you guys got me I guess. I've always loved to read most anything and look at pictures. When I first started getting emails about articles in here, I had no idea how much time I would eventually . . . more
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October 20, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
My daughter sent me this. It is too good not to share.
This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing. There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there. . . . more
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May 11, 2006 12:53 AM EDT --
Oil Change instructions for Women :
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave . . . more
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . . more
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December 31, 2006 02:50 PM EST --
Another one from my email.
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight . . . more
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November 25, 2006 10:21 AM EST --
I think these are cute. They were on my computer and I’m pretty sure I got them in an email.
shoplifting
A 57-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she . . . more
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December 08, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
This one came in an email. It is a little different from what I ususlly publish.
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There . . . more
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October 03, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
This one has been on my computer for a while.
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his . . . more
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October 04, 2006 02:10 AM EDT --
This one came from the internet.
A survey of personnel executives at large companies provided the following unbelievable but supposedly true examples of job applicant behavior.
"The reason . . . more
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October 11, 2006 01:06 PM EDT --
These came from the internet. Maybe you will like one or all three.
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has . . . more
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October 20, 2006 05:53 PM EDT --
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers
unconscious . . . more
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July 10, 2007 05:43 PM EDT --
This is the 13th book in Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series. This time, Stephanie, Lula, Grandma Mazur and the gang get embroiled in the disappearance of Stephanie’s ex-husband. . . . more
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October 27, 2006 09:09 PM EDT --
Lou Dobbs, CNN: Lou's lead stories tonight (10/27/06) were the border fence with Mexico (Mexico opposes it) and the North American Union.
According to Lou Dobbs, the Bush administration and . . . more
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July 12, 2006 09:44 AM EDT --
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December 18, 2006 01:56 PM EST --
This sounds typical to me. It was posted on a website with no author listed.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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