Tag: funny
group name: rookies
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April 19, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
I go to Central Park on my lunch hour. I love to feed the birds and watch the children play. Sitting next to a nanny with two young charges happily babbling to one another I thought . . . more
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August 07, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
My best friend was getting married and as the Maid of Honor it was proclaimed that I should write and read a speech. I wrote this speech on a scrap of paper under the dryer at the hairdressers with 5 . . . more
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October 20, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
My daughter sent me this. It is too good not to share.
This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing. There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there. . . . more
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . . more
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December 31, 2006 02:50 PM EST --
Another one from my email.
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight . . . more
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May 11, 2006 12:53 AM EDT --
Oil Change instructions for Women :
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave . . . more
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November 25, 2006 10:21 AM EST --
I think these are cute. They were on my computer and I’m pretty sure I got them in an email.
shoplifting
A 57-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she . . . more
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December 08, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
This one came in an email. It is a little different from what I ususlly publish.
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There . . . more
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October 03, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
This one has been on my computer for a while.
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his . . . more
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October 04, 2006 02:10 AM EDT --
This one came from the internet.
A survey of personnel executives at large companies provided the following unbelievable but supposedly true examples of job applicant behavior.
"The reason . . . more
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October 11, 2006 01:06 PM EDT --
These came from the internet. Maybe you will like one or all three.
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has . . . more
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October 20, 2006 05:53 PM EDT --
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers
unconscious . . . more
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June 24, 2008 08:06 PM EDT --
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December 18, 2006 01:56 PM EST --
This sounds typical to me. It was posted on a website with no author listed.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
I thougt that these were cute. They came to me in an email this morning.
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" . . . more
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June 23, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
All those wo believe in Psycho Kinesis...........raise my hand.
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October 17, 2006 07:55 PM EDT --
These two good ones come from another website and were posted for anyone. No author given.
President Calvin Coolidge once invited friends from his hometown to dine at the White House. Worried about their . . . more
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October 20, 2006 09:53 AM EDT --
I found this posted on another web site. Women you gotta read it.
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make. . . . more
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October 23, 2006 10:24 PM EDT --
I just recieved this in a email. It is good.
Worst Company URLs (yes, they're all real web sites):
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that . . . more
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